Thursday, May 2, 2013

World Laughter Day!

Just know everyone is being watched.
Today is World Laughter Day! Laughter is the cure for what ails us! Having a good chuckle will reduce stress, release tension, and boost your immunity system.

Stress got you down? Need a good laugh? Here are some expressions for those days when you need to laugh to keep from crying... 

Who knew that the keyboard had other functions?
               I keep hitting the ‘escape’ key but I’m still here.
               I keep hitting the ‘delete’ key, but you’re still here.

The next time the repairman/woman comes to fix your office equipment, ask this….
               How do I set the laser printer to stun?

When you want to make your case about more office space…
               How can I think outside the box when I work in a cube?

Performance review rebuttals…
                I am working on my procrastination issues, just you wait and see.
                I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

During  the Interview…
                I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
                I will be a team player, if you pay me like a professional athlete.

Make everyday World Laughter Day, your heart, body, and mind will thank you. For more laughs, read the blog, Laughing All the Way to Work, by Patricia Robb, she will have you in office stitches.


Sean Bernardo said...

Great quotes, even though I have heard some of them, it is still funny to ready them again (specially when you are in a brake at work) I believe that when someone works in an office environment there can be a lot of stress, so it's nice to take a few minutes of your brake or lunch to remember that sometimes you can't always say what you wish to someone but when you read jokes to yourself like these ones it can make your day go by so much faster and easier.

Dewoun Hayes said...

Absolutely! If you have some other quotes, please share. Thanks for reading!

Corby Garris said...

Having a laugh or two during the work day really does seem to be a stress reliever, and just lightens the mood overall.(hopefully) Just like all jokes, when used at the right time,a laugh at them could be the cure that ails you to get you through your day! "It's 5 o'clock somewhere!" could be a good one!